June 3, 2012
My tits are on an airplane. I’m off to Seattle for a week to see some old friends l haven’t seen in a while. One of them is graduating with ALL THE HONORS.
It should be fun.
June 1st, 2012
So…I had a really awesome day. Opened a show, it sold out. Went out with friends. Did some swing dancing with a guy I had never met. Took cool Instagram pictures.
Then I got street harassed on my walk home at two in the morning. Some guys in an SUV shouted ‘I’m gonna rape you’ at me and then sped off.
So we’re going to take a moment on this blog to state that if you ever think shouting things at someone while passing in your car, especially things like that, is in any way acceptable, you need to unfollow me right now.
I mean, near everyone who has messaged me has stayed on the good side of the sexual harassment/creepy line (save a couple of anons) but I just wanted to make it clear.
May 31, 2012
At rehearsal for some short plays. This is my costume for the first one. People with good memories will remember this as the dress that kicked off this whole blog.
Also, today was great. I auditioned for a strip club and managed to not fall on my face. They hired me even.
May 30, 2012
I did a photoshoot today. It was loads of fun. I’m still kind of camera shy and awkward but l’m getting better. And the guy l worked with is just fucking magic.
Anyway, it was just tons of leopard print. The burlesque troupe is trying to set up a website and we’re going to use these photos as fancy bio ones. I can’t wait.
May 29, 2012 So I wore a nice dress today because I went out to the truck stop strip club to audition. I ran into the owner and she knew who I was (I was afraid the house mom who scouted me the other night hadn’t told her I was coming) and referred to me as ‘the cute red head’ she was told to look out for.
I’m going in on Thursday now to dance. I get one song and have to end up fully nude at the end.
Yeah, I got first place at amateur night and scouted and all that but an audition is an audition and I was a ball of nerves this morning. And I will be on Thursday too.
Asked by Anonymous
I have and I would again but it’s not my favorite thing.
My tits are big for my size but they aren’t actually THAT big (they just look it because the rest of me is tiny) so it takes a bit of effort to make it work. I don’t hate doing it, I just don’t LOVE doing it like I love doing other stuff.
Besides, why titfuck a guy when you can just fuck him?
May 26, 2012
I do not know how so much glitter isn’t showing up in the photo but it is there. Just all up in that shit.
Oh god. I did nerdy stuff today. I got George RR Martin to sign a book for my friend and the message started with ‘Fuck the haters’. I met drag queens. I went to a bad Doctor Who panel. And then I did burlesque. The set up was…less than ideal. We waited to go on on a fucking hotel balcony and then had to leave that way too because our choices were
A) Through the packed audience.
B) Through the side door we used to enter from, out along a balcony (where there were also people gathered) and through another hallway to reach our dressing room (which was a very tiny gym).
Yeah. Not the best. But the audience loved us. I fucked up a ton but they laughed a lot. And everyone who went after me was great. And we got to do the show with very, very quality drag queens. So the show itself was fantastic.
Then I took pictures with said drag queens and by myself/with my bountiful cleavage on the Game of Thrones Iron Throne, which was pretty fucking sweet. My only regret for the day is not finding a way to be naked for my picture.
May 26, 2012
The top layer of my burlesque costume. I am a fairy who is trying to fly. The more clothes I remove, the sparklier I get.